Yep. We all have 'em. Unfortunately for me, sometimes my "Moments of Brilliance" aren't quite as....poetic...as they should be.
Take Monday for example.
I took my bike to my last class for the day, and when I got out of class, it was doing a funky rain/snow combination. And, silly, brilliant me, forgets that my brakes don't work when they get wet.
Which is why I was more or less careening around the corner of the library, muttering a litany of "shitshitshitshit" and hint to the guy simply standing there, there really was no need to stare from the moment you noticed me putting my left foot down in the grass to try and slow myself down until I had vanished from your sight around the side of the building. Good to know I provide such wonderful entertainment, free of charge.
By the way, the mustache and hairdo combo this guy was sporting....yikes. But we'll save that for another day.